Let me just show you the kind of stuff I'm working with -
Reeeal attractive there, Isabella. Stuffing your face...how hot.
Serious girl is serious.
Really? Food again?!...you know if you keep it up, people are going to think all you do is eat.
Yep. You're a heifer.
Sleeping with your mouth open. How, uh...attractive. I think. Why don't you show them your drooly pillow too?
A little too excited. Yes, it's a football game...caaaalm down, girl.
Let me see if I understand. You fashioned a top...out of your pant legs?
I have no words.